The first one. The grandaddy of them all. And herein lies the question. Does this Mustache suck? I don't know, it's not that simple to answer. Hard, in fact, to say. Yeah, it might be a bitch to take care of that badboy all the time, like, what if you just want to go out for a cup off coffee... Does that fucker have to be all waxed? Maybe he's got the regimen down. Who knows? All we can clearly glean from this is, you'd better not fuck with him, or his two weightlifting twin brothers who rock the old style unitards and lift old dumbells will come out and kick your ass.
