This guy gets in on a technicality, although he did have a mustache, it was more of a devil may care stubble. See, anyone that has a Jag emblem on their Geo Tracker, gets to rock a belly pack and shitty mustache with impunity. Hell, this guy coulda stepped out of his ride in his bvd's and clogs and I'd've still given him a high five.
"Just finished fillin up with the senior citizen's special at Denny's, the old "Moons over MyHammy", now it's time to gas up the ride, and cruise over to my lady's house for some Matlock. Holla!"
